Funny Signs

Full Text: Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later...

Full Text: I'm Only As Strong As The Girlfriends I Have, The Cocktails I Drink, And The Hairspray I Use Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: No Solicitation No Politics No Proselytizing No Fundraisers, Except Girl Scout Cookies Welcome! Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigarette In One...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Champagne In One...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Body Thoroughly...

Full Text: Do Not Arouse The Wrath Of The Great And Powerful Oz. I Said Come Back Tomorrow (small) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One...

Full Text: Mom's Ten Commandments: 1. Shut the doors. 2. Finish your chores. 3. Make your bed. 4. Leave unkind words unsaid. 5. Pick up your mess. 6. Be neat in your dress. 7. Thou shall not tease. 8...

Full Text: Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have...

Full Text: If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...

Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it...

Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live...

Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One...

Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is...

Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you...

Full Text: You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a...