Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: How I cut carbs (pizza cutter) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee pairs nicely with silence Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tried to cook dinner - accidentally summoned a demon Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when healthy me does the shopping…, because now chubby me needs a snack. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're gonna give me a dirty look for… being at the liquor store at 9 am, don't be open then. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We will sit here & drink beer until we understand women Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hurricane Evacuation Plan - 1. Grab Beer 2. Run Like Hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life is a biscuit, the rest is gravy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Maybe eating cookies wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my cookies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have mixed drinks about feelings Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Some people call me the space cowboy." *leans in* "Some call me the gangster of love." "Some people call me M-" Barista: I'm just gonna put 'Steve' on the cup, ok? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is just a tiny ball orbiting the sun, which in turn is a minuscule speck in the universe...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire pie. Features: Size: 7x7...

Full Text: Charcuterie - because a generation raised on Lunchables is trying to be cool. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If there's a heaven for me, I'm sure it has a beach attached. - Jimmy Buffett Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Freshly Boo'd Coffee - Served with Scream & Sugar Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't really like tequila. 3 hours later... I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging