Family Signs & Friend Signs

Full Text: Dad - EST [Custom Year] Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drunk Advice: Next time your wife is angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say, "Now you're super angry." She will laugh and calm down immediately. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Happy Spouse Happy House Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: To My Children - Don't make fun of me for asking questions about my cell phone. I once taught you how to use a spoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Me and an Old Crab Live Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love More Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love-Love-Love (with hearts) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends that listen to your same problems… without getting fed up hearing it 100 times are the TRUE FRIENDS Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friend: I'm just so confused…. I don't know what I should do.Me: (in my pjs, dunking cookies in whiskey) Well, you came to the right place. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: you make my heart smile Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: p.s. I love you Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just told my kids I'm older than Google. They think I'm joking Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hold me in your arms and never let me go Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thanksgiving (noun) /THaNGks' giviNG/ Time to eat too much and engage in heated political arguments with my relatives. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I get Pie with a little help from my friends. Happy Friendsgiving Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends: I got promoted! I got engaged! I'm pregnant! Me: One more stamp on my rewards card and I get a free coffee. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: aunt - noun (ant) - like mum, but way cooler. See also; drunk. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging