Family Signs & Friend Signs

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to your brother. My Kid: What brother? Me: Exactly...

Full Text: And then one day we decided we were tired of living in a clean house, sleeping in, and doing whatever we wanted. So we had kids. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I told my kids that back in the day I got 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I'm not sure if they were confused about what a CD is, what a penny is, what the mail is, or all three. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom? That lady doesn't listen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When someone asks about my family I always have to decide if I give them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome to our Beautiful Chaos Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mom - EST [Custom Year] Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad - EST [Custom Year] Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging