Full Text:

Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a good boy or girl. See also: cheese tax. (Official seal of the department of treats)

Features:

• Size: 7x7 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Flat edges for shelf-sitting
• Routed slot in back for hanging