Christmas Signs

Full Text: An important message from Batman regarding this time of year: "I do not smell." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Disappointed to learn that Kenny Loggins' Christmas album is called "December," and not "Highway to the Manger Zone." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Just to be clear, these are for Christmas AND your birthday. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've brought gold...and frankincense! But wait, there's myrrh! (three wise men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid (2-color Christmas Story Kid in Bunny Suit) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Eat, Dink & Be Merry (pickleball paddles) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dink The Halls With Pickleballs Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sweet but twisted...does that make me a candy cane? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Resting Grinch Face. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I walk around like everything is ok...but deep down inside, I want to put up my Christmas tree. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Gonna Party Like It's My Birthday Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of Merlot Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: As we gather together this holiday season, may our hearts be grateful, our mugs be full, and our pants be stretchy! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All I want for Christmas is you. Just Kidding. I want a three month vacation. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year, thanks. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee & Christmas Music Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear But Ten Extra Pound On My Hips, Thighs, And Rear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Stages Of Christmas Shopping: 1. Plenty Of Time 2. Oh No Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Elf Made Me Do It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging