Christmas Signs

Full Text: I would rather shovel sand than snow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Kinda chilly out this morning. I don't want to overreact, but Merry Christmas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Sleigh Bells Ring - Are ya listenin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Joyful, Merry & Blessed Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've brought gold...and frankincense! But wait, there's myrrh! (three wise men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Just to be clear, these are for Christmas AND your birthday. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Disappointed to learn that Kenny Loggins' Christmas album is called "December," and not "Highway to the Manger Zone." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: An important message from Batman regarding this time of year: "I do not smell." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid (2-color Christmas Story Kid in Bunny Suit) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Eat, Dink & Be Merry (pickleball paddles) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dink The Halls With Pickleballs Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sweet but twisted...does that make me a candy cane? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Resting Grinch Face. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I walk around like everything is ok...but deep down inside, I want to put up my Christmas tree. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I'm Gonna Party Like It's My Birthday Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of Merlot Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: As we gather together this holiday season, may our hearts be grateful, our mugs be full, and our pants be stretchy! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: All I want for Christmas is you. Just Kidding. I want a three month vacation. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year, thanks. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid...