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Full Text: Kinda pissed about not being a mermaid Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine a bit - you'll feel better! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Bless Your Heart Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ruh Roh Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize we went to school together. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Shenanigator - noun - A person who instigates shenanigans Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy. That's all that matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: eHarmony just matched me with a gallon of milk and a pack of Oreos. That sounds about right. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: I may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat later. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: A pair of skis are the ultimate transformation to freedom. - Warren Miller Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Every day I try to convince myself that I don't like alcohol, cookies, or bacon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. I said, Yes, I call it LIFE. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The F@#k Up! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep it up...…and you'll be that strange smell coming from the attic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising. - Pants Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription. Well, he called it a recipt, but still… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Flawesome - To acknowledge your flaws and know you're still awesome regardless. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot...