Wooden Signs

Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...

Full Text: You are the poem I dreamed of writing, the masterpiece I longed to paint. You are the shining star I reached for in my every hopeful quest for life fulfilled. You are my child. Now with all things I am blessed. Features: Size: 9x18 inches...

Full Text: If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Welcome - Croeso - Bienvenidos - Velkommen - Shalom - Bienvenue - Witajcie - Willkommen - Failte - Benvenuti - Dobrodosli - Tervetuloa - Aloha Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from...

Full Text: Mom's Ten Commandments: 1. Shut the doors. 2. Finish your chores. 3. Make your bed. 4. Leave unkind words unsaid. 5. Pick up your mess. 6. Be neat in your dress. 7. Thou shall not tease. 8. Say thank you and please. 9. Love one another. 10...

Full Text: Irish Welcome - Wishin' you a pot o' gold, and all the joy your heart can hold. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One Hand, Whiskey In The Other, Body Throroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?...

Full Text: It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them, and every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough all the components of my heart will be dog, and I will...

Full Text: How To Really Love A Child: Be There - Say 'Yes' as often as possible - if they're crabby put them in water - if they're unloveable love them - let them bang on pots and pans - have family movie nights - stop yelling - laugh a lot - let them...