Wooden Signs

Full Text: Wisdom for the Day - Life is not a race but indeed a journey. Be honest. Work hard. Be choosy. Say thank you, I love you, and great job to someone each day. Go to church, take time for prayer. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh. Let your...

Full Text: Home Rules - Always be honest - Proverbs 12:22. Count your blessings - Psalms 34:1-3. Bear each other's burdens - Galatians 6:2. Forgive and forget - Micah 7:18. Be kind and tender hearted - Ephesians 4:32. Comfort one another - 1...

Full Text: Dog Wisdom - Be brave no matter your size. Take a nap. Hide your favorite snack. Make your own fun. Have a mind of your own. Unleash your talents. Learn new tricks no matter your age. Dig life. Make new friends. Sniff out opportunities. Chase...

Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you...

Full Text: Every Woman Should. . . Know how to use a stick shift; a plunger; understand the difference between don't tell a soul and don't tell a soul I mean it; know her mind; change it; have protection handy; but not too handy; use special china; and...

Full Text: A to ZEN of Life: Avoid negative sources, people, places, and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up and don't give in. Everything you're looking for lies behind the mask you wear. Family and friends are...

Full Text: Winter Blessings (with snowman graphic) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Santa's Workshop Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One Hand, Cigar In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And...

Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to...

Full Text: The Serenity Prayer: God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; and Wisdom to know the difference. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...