Wooden Signs

Full Text: How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils, and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Give a girl the right boots and she can conquer the world. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do you want your adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first? - Peter Pan to John Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Death leaves a void nobody can heal, but love leaves a memory no one can steal. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: boy, n: a noise with dirt on it Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. - John Grogan Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Of all the places where I could be, a mountain cabin is best for me Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're not selling chocolate, get the heck off my porch! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens on the boat stays on the boat Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: What happens in the camper stays in the camper Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Twinkle Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging