Wooden Signs

Full Text: Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem yourself! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Football is like life. It requires perseverence, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication, and respect for authority. - Vince Lombardi Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be-You-Tiful Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink Coffee - Do stupid things faster and with more energy. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly. Listen to others, even the dull and the...

Full Text: Dear Santa, To save time, just go ahead and list me under "Naughty" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you coffee, which is kind of the same thing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting