Wooden Signs

Full Text: She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Santa's on his way to our house because he needs one more Ho! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sand is the new snow Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Out of all the lies I've told, "Just kidding!" is my favorite. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Merry Beach-mas Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions! (confetti) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Keep calm and get your ho ho ho on Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Just one more?" "Glass?" "Bottle." "Okay." Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's the most wonderful time for a beer! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Is motherf@%ker one or two words? (I'm writing a valentine.) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I saw that! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I just need a little drinky drink Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: hmmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope karma is wearing stilettos when she kicks your ass. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I am the reason santa has a naughty list. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm trying very hard to get into the Christmas spirit, but the damn cork won't come out! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm too old for this sheet! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm laying on your present Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm full of Christmas spirit (there's booze in my cocoa) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas but if the white runs out I'll drink the red Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting