Wooden Signs

Full Text: It's fall y'all Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a...

Full Text: Whenever I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One of them says, "Eat the chocolate," and the other one says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches...

Full Text: Naughty List Legend Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear turns you into a runner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Sarcasm is my love language Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed. Kind of like a sleep appetizer. A nappetizer, if you will. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: Sweet as honey, cute as can bee (with bee graphics) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love it when my pets sigh. Like, what ails you my unemployed little freeloader? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal to my dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't have red flags, I have fun facts. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't want to be overly dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I just did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 95 and live comfortably for 14 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Being tired is just part of my personality now. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid to get a little dirt on your boots. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friend: Take this! It'll make dancing much more fun! Me: No, I don't do that anymore. Friend: It's ibuprofen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: I'm sorry if I offended you with my common sense. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm tired of being the only one who does any work around here. I live alone, but still. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...