Wooden Signs

Full Text: The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed...

Full Text: I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. Mom: Add it to your Christmas list. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Mombie [mam-bee] a sleep deprived mother who survises on caffeine. May become more active after dark. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: My favorite move is a cross between a lunch and a crunch. I call it lunch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Oh my gourdness! (pumpkins) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy is always growling and karate-chopping everyone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I Fart because it's the only gas I can afford. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Crawl. Walk. Fish. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dangerously close to a meltdown Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dear Naps, Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Looks like someone can't handle their boos! (cute ghost) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Something Wicked This Way Comes Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This is boo sheet Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ambitchous [am-bich-us] adjective - The desire to become the most badass bitch possible. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Bout to bag it up - no diggity no doubt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fluent in fowl language (chicken) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging