Wooden Signs
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Fishing vs. Sex - 20 Funny Comparisons (9x18)
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Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you...4507 -
Every Woman Should... (9x18)
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Full Text: Every Woman Should. . . Know how to use a stick shift; a plunger; understand the difference between don't tell a soul and don't tell a soul I mean it; know her mind; change it; have protection handy; but not too handy; use special china; and...4506 -
A to ZEN of Life... (9x18)
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Full Text: A to ZEN of Life: Avoid negative sources, people, places, and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up and don't give in. Everything you're looking for lies behind the mask you wear. Family and friends are...4505 -
Winter Blessings (with snowman graphic) (9x18)
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Full Text: Winter Blessings (with snowman graphic) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4492 -
Santa's Workshop (9x18)
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Full Text: Santa's Workshop Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4491 -
Motto To Live By - Scotch and Cigar
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Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One Hand, Cigar In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...4477 -
Friends Are Like Underpants... (9x18)
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Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And...4476 -
Man - Man is a woman's best friend... (9x18)
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Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to...4467 -
The Serenity Prayer - God grant me the Serenity... (small) (9x18)
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Full Text: The Serenity Prayer: God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; and Wisdom to know the difference. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...4464 -
Cowboy Words of Wisdom - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day... (9x18)
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Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...4463 -
You are the poem I dreamed of writing (9x18)
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Full Text: You are the poem I dreamed of writing, the masterpiece I longed to paint. You are the shining star I reached for in my every hopeful quest for life fulfilled. You are my child. Now with all things I am blessed. Features: Size: 9x18 inches...4453 -
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest... (9x18)
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Full Text: If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4449