Wooden Signs

Full Text: They really put a Discman with the Anti-Skip System in a museum already. I don't think I've ever felt older in my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: We do this - not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Apparently I have an attitude Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "Thanks for coming" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: THEM: Who's your favorite vampire? ME: The one from Sesame Street. THEM: He doesn't count. ME: I assure you he does. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: I'm the pickle friend, give me your pickle. Oh, you're not going to eat that? Be a shame for it to go to waste, I'll just take care of that for you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made...

Full Text: I bring the razzle dazzle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: This Is A Positive Sign Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Poem About Winter - It's really cold. I hate this shit. The End Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Salty Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Salt Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring...

Full Text: Sleigh Bells Ring - Are ya listenin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There it goes, my last flying f#ck. (skeleton) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Marriage - An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Joyful, Merry & Blessed Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to be alone. ...with someone else who also wants to be alone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...