Wooden Signs

Full Text: Keep Calm and Carry On Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Reindeer Treats - 5¢ per handful Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome to the Haunted House Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Clothing Optional Beyond This Point Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen - Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. Ladies - Please remain seated for the entire performance. Features: ...

Full Text: Free Coffee Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Is Made Of Choices - Remove Your Shoes Or Scrub The Floor Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life's Better At The Lake Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Want To Be The Person My Dog Thinks I Am (With 5 Square Nails) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware Of Wife Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grow Old Along With Me, The Best Is Yet To Be Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bathroom Rules: Wash Brush Floss Flush Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Diet Is A Selection Of Food That Makes Other People Lose Weight Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I pledge allegiance to the Flat of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands; one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all. Features: ...

Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Been An Angel All Year Santa Baby, So Hurry Down The Chimney Tonight Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cowboy Prayer: May your belly never grumble, may your heart never ache, may your horse never stumble, may your cinch never break. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: How to Please a Woman: Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the game for her, buy her jewelry, be interested in what she has to say... How to Please a Man: Show up naked. Bring...

Full Text: If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Your Husband Called And Said It's Ok To Buy Anything You Want Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging