Wooden Signs

Full Text: Drink like a pirate - dance like a mermaid Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I'm awake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Hunk of Burning Love Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: As far as I know, I'm delightful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be Mine (heart and paw prints) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee pairs nicely with silence Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some people manage stress with yoga, long walks…, and meditation. I use carbs, sarcasm, and swearing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Tried to cook dinner - accidentally summoned a demon Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We can't all be a princess - someone has to clap… as I walk by Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Winter is stupid Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yes, every snowflake is different. But let's not forget… that every potato is different as well. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: you make my heart smile Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yuck, people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just told my kids I'm older than Google. They think I'm joking Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: LOVE (paw print & dog bones) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Most orchestras are just 1800's cover bands. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My music taste is so hard to describe…. Like, it's literally everything except for the songs I don't like. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Not all ex's are bad. I'm an ex and I'm great! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Person: Hi. Me: Let's not do this. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging