Wooden Signs

Full Text: Be kind. It matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If this weather sends any more mixed signals, I might try dating it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Sea-lax Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense. Apeshit - Rambunctious. Batshit - Insane. Chickenshit - Cowardly. Dogshit - Very poor quality. No Shit - Obviously. Holy Shit -...

Full Text: Boat-Eat-Drink-Sleep-Repeat |Custom City & State Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Happy Spouse Happy House Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't let your worries stop your wonder Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring...

Full Text: No offense, but… phrase [no 'uh-fens but] 1. Prepare to be offended. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's circle back - phrase - 1. I'm gonna stop you right there because I have no patience for this nonsense. 2. I can't even right now. 3. I have no clue but don't want to admit it...

Full Text: Correct me if I'm wrong - phrase [ke' rekt me if im rong] - 1. I'm not wrong. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Common Sense noun [kamen 'sens] 1. A rare form of intelligence that occurs in less than 10% of the population. 2. Turns out it's not so common. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from...

Full Text: Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Working on my 5-Year Plan: 1-4. ?? 5. And then they'll all be sorry. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game. -1 -1 -1 -1 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm here. I'm awake. Don't push it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love you to the beach and back Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The reason I'm old and wise is because God protected me when I was young and stupid. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: To My Children - Don't make fun of me for asking questions about my cell phone. I once taught you how to use a spoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...