Wooden Signs

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Salty Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Poem About Winter - It's really cold. I hate this shit. The End Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring me joy. You make me laugh. You are my therapist, you...

Full Text: Joyful, Merry & Blessed Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Marriage - An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There it goes, my last flying f#ck. (skeleton) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sleigh Bells Ring - Are ya listenin' Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Things We Didn't Do: Start the Fire, Shoot the Deputy. Things We Did Do: Built This City, Shot the Sheriff. Things We Want To Do: Break Free, Hold Your Hand. Things We Will Do: Rock You, Survive, Anything for Love. Things We Won't Do: That...

Full Text: Well tomorrow was shit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want to be alone. ...with someone else who also wants to be alone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid to start over again. This time, you are not starting from scratch you are starting from experience. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: All of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that I have never displayed even once in my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: "Some people call me the space cowboy." *leans in* "Some call me the gangster of love." "Some people call me M-" Barista: I'm just gonna put 'Steve' on the cup, ok? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is just a tiny ball orbiting the sun, which in turn is a minuscule speck in the universe...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire pie. Features: Size: 7x7...

Full Text: Them: Watch it, you're on thin ice. Me: (images of figure skaters) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: An important message from Batman regarding this time of year: "I do not smell." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging