Wooden Signs

Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May your Christmas be filled with joy, hope, love, peace, traditions, family, faith, goodwill, friends Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm And Carry A Wand Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Here's a piece of advice: Never put your key to happiness in someone else's pocket. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine - How classy people get shit-faced! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens in the trailer stays in the trailer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok? We were so close yesterday! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet and sweet side. 2. The fun & crazy side. 3. The side you never want to see. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Sorry. You seem to have mistaken me for a woman who will take your shit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you seen my wiener? (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They call me Gigi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May love and laughter light your days, and warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours wherever you may roam. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging