Wooden Signs

Full Text: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I like to have a glass of wine to relax after a long glass of wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If kitty ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I drink to make other people more interesting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard it is to say "you're pretty"," and give us chocolate? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Computer Whisperer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches. - Harry Dunne Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Let It Snow! Somewhere Else. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Up North - There's a lot of talk about "up north." It's the place everyone seems to want to go to escape the pressures and frantic pace of everyday life. But where is "up north"? For "up north" is not so much a location as it is a state of...

Full Text: You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequence of your choice Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The most important thing in life is to always be yourself...unless you can be Batman. If you can be Batman, then always be Batman. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Our children are only ever lent to us. We never know just how long we will be able to keep them. So kiss them, cuddle them, praise them, and hold them tight. But most of all...tell them you love them every day. Features: Size: 9x12 inches...

Full Text: I'm His Mrs. He's My Mr. (9x12) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Three C's of Life: You must make a Choice to take a Chance or your life will never Change. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Porch Rules - Take a nap. Feel the breeze. Read a book. Converse. Listen to the birds. Sip a drink. Relax. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Periodic Table of Wine Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging