Wooden Signs

Full Text: Dad - n. 1. a male parent; one's father. 2. life coach who gives the best advice. Tells the worst jokes. Fixes everything and kills spiders. 3. cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. (see also: father figure, go ask your mother, personal...

Full Text: Dad - A son's first hero, a daughter's first love Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Common sense if but a flower that in everyone's garden does not grow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Calm The F*ck Down Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beware - Dog can't hold its licker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Best Friends (image of toilet and phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beer doesn't ask silly questions...beer understands Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Bee kind (image of bee) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Because someone we love is in heaven, there's a little bit of heaven in our home. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beach Please, I'm a mermaid Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging