Wooden Signs

Full Text: I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: I can't fix the weather, but I can fix a drink! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels, and they are at a rave. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: I have a pretty big ass, so even when I half-ass something, the results are still impressive! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: I like big bundts and I cannot lie (picture of bundt pan) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I speak in movie quotes, song lyrics, and sarcasm Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm mostly Peace, Love, & Light…and a little "Go F*ck Yourself" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Just beat it (picture of hand mixer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Like a boss Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love (paw print for O) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Constellation - Pisces Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Constellation - Sagittarius Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Constellation - Scorpio Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Constellation - Taurus Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Constellation - Virgo Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Drink Beer From Here - MN Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Drink Beer From Here - WI Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Feels (state outline) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting