Wooden Signs

Full Text: I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I've never faked a sarcasm Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Zero F*cks given Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Let me file that under f*ck it Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: This meeting is bullshit Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What, is Satan controlling the universe?! Brittney save us!! - Juliette Lewis Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Dorothy: I miss Kansas. Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That seems like a very low number of rodeos. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: Someone in Maine loves me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm all yours! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: You can just supercalifragilistickissmyassadocious Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Cat Is My Spirit Animal Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dog Is My Spirit Animal Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: My Dog Is A Purebred Mutt Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak. My dog is getting married that weekend. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Rescued Is My Favorite Breed Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When I needed a hand, you gave me yuor paw. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not pregnant, but I'm still eating for two; me and my inner bitch. She likes tacos. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...

Full Text: No Looking Back Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging