Wooden Signs

Full Text: When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I try to act nonchalant, but inside I am actually chalant AF. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Eat salad they said. It's healthy they said. You know what never gets recalled? Cake. #teamcake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...

Full Text: Soup of the Day: Whiskey with H2O croutons. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pirate. Then arrrghh a pirate ye be! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Poem About Work: Coffee, blah blah blah, drive home, Wine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be Happy Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cash Hank Willie Waylon Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Give Me A Riesling To Care Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Money Can Buy You A Lot Of Things, But It Doesn't Wiggle Its Butt When You Walk In The Door Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: No Drama Llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Our Favorite Restaurant Is A Parking Lot in Green Bay Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, aviation taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, boating taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What employment giveth, golf taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Please excuse the mess - the dogs are (making memories) - being assholes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wanted to go jogging, but Proverbs 28:1 says, "the wicked run when no one is chasing them." So there's that… Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Livin' the lake life Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging