Wooden Signs

Full Text: One minute you're young and cool, then the next thing you know you're out there taking pics of vegetables in your garden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: People who thinkyou get boring as you age have clearly never experienced the thrill of two hummingbirds at the feeder at the same time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Ran into my cable guy the other day and he asked me what time it was. I said sometime between 8am and 1pm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Welcome to our Home - where pet hair is both a fashion accessory and garnish Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: #whoremembers - If you did not see "who remembers" until now, then I hope we're friends. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Don't Send a Text When You're Angry - Wait a bit. Have a drink. Talk to friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: I'm not everyone's cup of tea...but I drink coffee, so fuck 'em. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10. Follow me for more financial advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made...

Full Text: I hate when I start my car in the morning and the music starts blasting. It's like, whoa...I am NOT the same person I was last night. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: I have PMS, OCD, & ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that now because I'm cleaning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: I need to get my life together, but I'm kinda waiting to see if the world's gonna end before I put in any real effort. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Before we work on Artificial Intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Come here beautiful, and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today (coffee cup) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. Robin Williams Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: FREE SAMPLES of my attitude. Let me know if you're interested in more. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can relax and lose my shit at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I want everyone to know I'm in a really good place right now. I mean, not emotionally or mentally...I'm in the liquor store parking lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to...