Wooden Signs

Full Text: Kitchen Sex - Because it's probably my only chance to ever get laid on an island. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the cat is home! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's not a beer belly, it's a stomach of stories Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: IPA lot when I drink Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In This House - We say "bebe", "Ew, David!", & you just...fold it in! We try very hard not to connect with people, Love that journey for us! It's our turn for a selfish, very uninterested in that opinion! Warmest regards, best wishes!...

Full Text: I'm your huckleberry - Doc Holiday Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm in a gardening state of mind Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm captain of this shipwreck Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you love someone, set them free. Now they're someone else's problem. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If you love me, you'll let me sleep Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't be able to run a flea's go-kart 2 laps around a cheerio. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I want to be the person my dog thinks I am. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I want to be the person my dog thinks I am Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I love you with all my butt (it's bigger than my heart!) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I just want to travel the world overspend at target and drink coffee while cuddling pupies... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting