Wooden Signs

Full Text: Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that. Because I said so. When you pay the bills. I don't care...

Full Text: I'm not raising them to need me forever. I'm raising them to know they can come to me forever. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sooner or later we all quote our mothers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Baby Got Back (problems) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, Tuesday… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love Lives Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices...

Full Text: The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Why do when you can don't Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I hear a TV chef say you can make this from items you already have on hand, I assume they're going to whip up something amazing with pickles, potato chips, and Little Debbies. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: 1. Being awake at 5 am. 2. Running. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Oh my gourdness! (pumpkins) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My favorite move is a cross between a lunch and a crunch. I call it lunch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mombie [mam-bee] a sleep deprived mother who survises on caffeine. May become more active after dark. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. Mom: Add it to your Christmas list. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging