Vertical Signs

Full Text: Raise your hands and touch your toes, if anything shows, go change your clothes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Remember! Only you can go fuck your self Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I'm scared by new technology. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. For crying out loud, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, I don't much care what anyone...

Full Text: Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense. Apeshit - Rambunctious. Batshit - Insane. Chickenshit - Cowardly. Dogshit - Very poor quality. No Shit - Obviously. Holy Shit - Mind-blowing. Hot Shit - Very good. Dipshit - A total...

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring me joy. You make me laugh. You are my therapist, you...

Full Text: Beach Bums (9x36) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We will sit here & drink beer until we understand women Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Soak Up The Sun Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If life is a journey the mountains are my destination Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If life is a journey the lake is my destination Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hurricane Evacuation Plan - 1. Grab Beer 2. Run Like Hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging