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Full Text: You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes...

Full Text: Raise your hands and touch your toes, if anything shows, go change your clothes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Remember! Only you can go fuck your self Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I'm scared by new technology. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. For crying out loud, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, I don't much care what anyone...

Full Text: Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense. Apeshit - Rambunctious. Batshit - Insane. Chickenshit - Cowardly. Dogshit - Very poor quality. No Shit - Obviously. Holy Shit - Mind-blowing. Hot Shit - Very good. Dipshit - A total...

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring me joy. You make me laugh. You are my therapist, you...

Full Text: Beach Bums (9x36) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We will sit here & drink beer until we understand women Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm and Soak Up The Sun Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If life is a journey the mountains are my destination Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If life is a journey the lake is my destination Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging