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Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6. Try choking donw on the shaft. 5. How many strokes was that? 4. I'm pretty good with my short putts. 3. Spread your legs a little more. 2. Get in the hole! Get in the hole! And the #1 golf phrase that sounds dirty but isn't...anything with the words "ball washer."

Features:

• Size: 9x18 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Beveled edges
• Routed slot in back for hanging