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To Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Our Home - Don't Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here, you don't. 2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why it's called "fur"niture. 3. Chances are, I love my pets more than I like most people. 4. To you, they are just animals. To me, they are family members who are hairy, walk on all fours, and don't talk back!

Features:

• Size: 9x12 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Beveled edges
• Routed slot in back for hanging