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Music - The other non-addictive, mood-altering, non-substance. Common side effects include, but are not limited to: uncontrolled head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping, selective hearing impairment, and persistent melody flashbacks. As your doctor if music is right for you.

Features:

• Size: 7x7 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting