Full Text:

If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun.

Features:

• Size: 3.5x10 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Flat edges for shelf-sitting
• Routed slot in back for hanging