Funny Signs

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the patio Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem yourself! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I before E...except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You had me at, "Let's go get tacos." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: No one suspects the short ones Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting