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A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up, Totally Worn Out And Screaming Woo Hoo! What A Ride!

Features:

• Size: 9x18 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Beveled edges
• Routed slot in back for hanging