Wooden Signs

Full Text: USA - Fabric Scraps (2-color) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Santa Paws Stops Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Merry Christmas (berry sprigs) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Jigsaw puzzle - definition - noun 1. a puzzle made of irregularly cut pieces that can form a picture when put together 2. cardboard bits that are scattered on a table and eventually get lost, eaten by a pet, or sucked up by the vacuum...

Full Text: I'd rather shovel sand than snow - CUSTOM Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's fall, play ball! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't worry, ski happy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Classy until kickoff Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1776-2026 Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life is puzzling Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lift ticket. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am the human version of tangled Christmas lights. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Game Time! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My retirement plan hinges on having at least one successful kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: America - 1776-2026 250 Years of Freedom (2-color) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's not how big you are, it's how big you play Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Summermaid Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mentally Ill but Totally Chill Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I ever get rabies I know who I'm gonna bite (raccoon) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "Duns" A Guide: 2 - Law & Order, 3 - Baby One More Time, 4 - Beethoven's 5th, 6 - Mario Underground, 7 - Seven Nation Army, 8 - Mission Impossible Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: What's with my anxiety giving me chest pain and stomach issues? I thought you were supposed to be a mental disorder. Stay in your lane. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: Free Therapy Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Lessons from the Cat: Stay curious, set boundaries, enjoy alone time, stretch often, find the sun, demand delicious snacks, be selective with your affection Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I don't need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before coffee: I hate everything. After Coffee: I feel good about hating everything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but my child already knew everything I told them today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise and you'll start to feel better. Me: So it's terminal then? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not everyone is going to think you're amazing and magical. They're wrong though. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let's be weird together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fight Back Spring! It's like you're not even trying! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ever think certain people shoul duse a glue stick instead of chapstick? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: But first, pray. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Once I learn to stop people-pleasing, it is so over for all of you. If that's ok with you, no worries if not! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My dog barks at nothing, then looks at me like I'm supposed to handle it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but my kid just listened to me the very seventh time I asked. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn't make me happy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I was cleaning the kitchen but then I saw the laundry so I watered a plant and now I'm making a dentist appointment. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hold him a little longer, rock him a little more. Tell him another story (you've only told him four.) Let him sleep on your shoulder, rejoice in his happy smile. He is only a little boy for such a little while. Features: Size: 9x12...

Full Text: Hold her a little longer, rock her a little more. Tell her another story (you've only told her four.) Let her sleep on your shoulder, rejoice in her happy smile. She is only a little girl for such a little while. Features: Size: 9x12...

Full Text: My Happy Pills (dogs) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Happy Pills (cats) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Love Lake (nautical icons) Features: Size: 12x12 inches Solid Pine frame Thin panel to keep sign lightweight Easy to hang from frame back

Full Text: You will never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The real game-changer in healing comes when you learn how to choose differently. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Power of YET: I don't know, yet. This doesn't work, yet. I don't understand, yet. It doesn't make sense, yet. I'm not good at this, yet. I can't do this, yet. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and...

Full Text: Not every hand I've held has been honest and faithful, but every paw has. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Less Uff Da - More Lefse Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nice Shoes - Now take them off. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn't wait to be grown up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Turns out it's 9pm. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Keepin' It Reel (fishing pole) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone. (retro women) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bloom where you are planted Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When life gives you pants, shit them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I say, "no worries either way," I'm actually worrying both ways, plus a secret third way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What? Everyone was thinking it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Turns out it was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The world is my oyster. In the sense that oysters are too expensive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost. Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Solvem Probler Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who say they don't have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: *finally drifting off to sleep* My Alarm: You're not going to believe this... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I want you to know I'd take a bullet for you. But I'm probably the reason we're getting shot at, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I sleep like a baby. Waking up every few hours, hungry and screaming at a world I don't understand. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 15 minutes to the next day. This has been a total game-changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I have sex daily - dyslexia Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a pet termite and named it Clint. Clint Eatswood. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun. Features: Size: 3...

Full Text: Hello darkness my old friend, is it 5 or 10 pm? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you! What are they? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Before I got married, Id' just slam into the back of cars because I didn't have a wife to gasp and point out when someone braked 3 miles ahead. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Candy Hearts From Mom: Shut the door. It's wherever you left it. Just let me finish my coffee. I said get your shoes on. You're not hungry you're just bored. I heard that. I saw that. Because I said so. When you pay the bills. I don't care...

Full Text: I'm not raising them to need me forever. I'm raising them to know they can come to me forever. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sooner or later we all quote our mothers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then I remember I'm not an actor. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't know what I'd do without coffee. Probably 25 to life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Call me old, but these days I'm just excited to get home and lay down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Baby Got Back (problems) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Summer, Tuesday… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love Lives Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with...

Full Text: The Secret to Living Well: Eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure. Tibetan Proverb Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Why do when you can don't Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I hear a TV chef say you can make this from items you already have on hand, I assume they're going to whip up something amazing with pickles, potato chips, and Little Debbies. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: 1. Being awake at 5 am. 2. Running. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging