Wooden Signs

Full Text: I am grateful, I am love, I am light, I am beauty, I am health, I am strong, I am happiness, I am fun, I am creativity, I am art, I am abundance, I am joy, I am vibrant, I am whole, I am eternal, I am sacred, I am limitless, I am free, I am...

Full Text: Sometimes a person isn't toxic, they're just an irritant, abrasive, or gassy and explosive. Forget the zodiac, ask what their MSDS signs are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: You're fine, you're fine. Don't tell Mom. (vintage kids) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My reaction to absolutely everything right now. (cartoon giving side-eye) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everyone: Don't do that. Me - That (boy poking with stick) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee Sizes: Tall, Grande, The day after daylight savings time starts Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wallet, Glasses, Keys & Phone (Keys & Phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nice Buoy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nauti Girl Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight, or eat something sweet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon. Nothing matters anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Dilemma of Aging: The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: ME: I have many hidden talents. THEM: Like what? ME: I don't know, they're hidden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mother. So, I woke them at 2 am to tell them my sock came off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll never understand guys who pay a dominatrix to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear: "Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The human brain is so amazing! It works 24/7 from the minute you're born...and stops when you start liking someone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. We're having a team meeting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately so are the snacks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have a lot of excitement in my life. I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: For my summer diet, I start with a nice big salad bowl. And then I fill it with ice cream. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My life coach just told me I didn't make the team. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Rock Paper Scissors - Kitty Paws Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I always thought what made us human was our ability to form complex thoughts, and our capacity for love. Turns out it's our ability to click every square that contains a crosswalk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: No one will ever be as entertained by us as us Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People ask, "Where's Bigfoot?" But no one asks, "How's Bigfoot?" Yeti never complains. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dad Tax - [dad taks] n. 1. the portion of an item a dad is entitled to when he buys something for his kids. 2. ensures food isn't poisonous. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...

Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I think I have a new hobby, it turns out I just like to buy stuff. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I go outside it's a different season. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't be afraid of trying new things - like maybe getting your shit together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pickles are awesome until you're in one Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: It's not rocket science. Me: Bold of you to assume I can do regular science. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Advice from a Dog - Shake it off, make friends wherever you go, love unconditionally, chase your dreams, explore everything, greet everyone with enthusiasm, run & play daily, be loyal, go for a long walk Features: Size: 9x12...

Full Text: Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Five Moods: 1. I'm tool old for this. 2. I'm too tired for this. 3. I don't have time for this. 4. I'm too sober for this. 5. I don't get paid enough for this. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Feeling Kinda Cranky (fishing reel) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: F-CAW-F (crow) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wanna hang? (cute hanging bat) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Just here for the boos (ghost & beer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit sned. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Up North - where my heart is home Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: (about to fall asleep) Wow, I'm actually getting to sleep at a decent time tonight! My Brain: It's like you don't even care about what happened in 4th grade anymore. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Small Personalized Family Sign - Family Name, Est. Date, Home Coordinates, State Silhouette Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Personalized Monogram, Family Name, Established Year Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home Sweet Home (with custom latitude & longitude coordinates) Display the location of your home with this unique sign!  Send us your address, and we'll find the coordinates and create your personalized sign. Note: We use a website to...

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for easy shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Location - Just Another Day In Paradise Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - Personalized Coordinates Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Text (Location or Family Name) - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Personalized Address - City & State Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: CUSTOM FAMILY NAME - There's No Place Like Home Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: You look so smart in those glasses. Me: Well, I had to fail a test to get them, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't come back unless you bring tacos Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you serve your kids frozen pizza or nuggets, you're not a great parent. No matter how busy you are, you have to at least find the time to cook things first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Someone called me pretty today! Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying," but I like to focus on the positive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes...

Full Text: Welcome to our Home - where pet hair is both a fashion accessory and garnish Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ran into my cable guy the other day and he asked me what time it was. I said sometime between 8am and 1pm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who thinkyou get boring as you age have clearly never experienced the thrill of two hummingbirds at the feeder at the same time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: One minute you're young and cool, then the next thing you know you're out there taking pics of vegetables in your garden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I really only talk to like five people a day, and three of them are me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I need to get my life together, but I'm kinda waiting to see if the world's gonna end before I put in any real effort. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I have PMS, OCD, & ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that now because I'm cleaning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I hate when I start my car in the morning and the music starts blasting. It's like, whoa...I am NOT the same person I was last night. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10. Follow me for more financial advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not everyone's cup of tea...but I drink coffee, so fuck 'em. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't Send a Text When You're Angry - Wait a bit. Have a drink. Talk to friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: #whoremembers - If you did not see "who remembers" until now, then I hope we're friends. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Winter "Wonder"land - Will I slip on the ice? Will school be cancelled? Will my cart start? Will the dog go out? Will I injure myself shoveling? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to your brother. My Kid: What brother? Me: Exactly...

Full Text: I want everyone to know I'm in a really good place right now. I mean, not emotionally or mentally...I'm in the liquor store parking lot. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can relax and lose my shit at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: FREE SAMPLES of my attitude. Let me know if you're interested in more. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging