Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigarette In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: I'm Only As Strong As The Girlfriends I Have, The Cocktails I Drink, And The Hairspray I Use Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Margarita In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One Hand, Cigar In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One Hand, Whiskey In The Other, Body Throroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Syrah-Chardonnay-Merlot-Pinot Noir-Shiraz-Cabernet-Sauvignon-Barbera-Semillon-Malbec-Zinfandel Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities. - 1 Timothy 5:23 Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto to Live By - Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, brat in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally...

Full Text: The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...